What people do in free countries

Do not be concerned that your suffering is meaningless
we are occupied with very important things in free countries

While it is true, that we do not give much thought to you,
feel the rewards and blessings of Heaven, for because of you we find joy

We are very happy with our televisions and stoves and cars and,
we get to complain about it all – yes, I realize we are only blessed because
you have so little, but do not think it is meaningless, I promise you it is not

How can I tell you all the important things we do in free countries? Well,
while it is true, and you likely already know, we are not all free,
in our countries we often have micro-societies that reflect the world ecosystem,
but that is okay! That has always worked for us. Just like you have what you have
and I don’t need to tell you, that is working out for you

Look, we don’t actually do anything important, now you’re not going to get
that blanket truth from anyone but me, so don’t listen to them

All you need to know is that you can find happiness
through our happiness. And we are! Happy, I mean.