Hurrah! the Wealth of the Saints

This I know for certain.
All those most fortunate,
those deemed worthy
to be labeled as saints
have only and always
been the most privileged
and wealthy, the most
desired by men and women
the most intelligent,
the best artists, sportsfolk,
and only the most beautiful
princes and princesses.

No one can deny
this to be true.
Only the most deserving
of character, humility,
and joy of heart,
have earned the comforts
of wealth and security.

Therefore, if you think
about it, the poor really
have only themselves
to blame. They must all
be of such bad character
for God to hate them
so much. That means
it is our duty to hate
them as well. No,
the poor will never
be saints.

And tonight as always
the poor toil in obscurity,
suffering as they so deserve.
May even their names
be forgotten by this
blessed world.
Hurrah! the wealth
of the saints.